i was watching an old episode of
gene simmon's family
jewels on demanddd.
nick was forced into a charity date that gene was supposed to go to,
but couldn't
since he fuxed up his face after a surgery for a facelift. favourite
episode so far.
damn those fan girls ahah.
speaking of fucking things up, my brother told me about a drag race his friend
invited him
to. i thought, ok cool carss and death-defying speeds should be fun;
so i told him i
wanted to go.buttt he said no the other drag haha. i've never been
to a drag race with cars, much less one with drag
queens.
this brought up memories of my make-up ventures on new years where i
wore
unnecessarily excessive make-up, jewelry and tight spandex clothes
just 'cos
i was bored.
i thought i made a pretty good drag princess.
up until i saw this
beauty queen (nick [or shall i say nicole) simmons]:

vs.

i
think it's obvious who the sexier bitch is .
